This is a real tweet. We did not fabricate it to defame Reggie Bush. Please do not attempt to sue us. Furthermore, there is nothing funny about ALS, and we certainly commiserate with Steve Gleason as he faces this devastating disease. Let’s just move on to the next item.

Texans set sights on Delhomme or Garcia. Now there’s something we can all agree to laugh about. Good clean fun right there. Thanks, Adam Schefter.

Ndamukong Suh suspended for two games. No surprise there. What is surprising is how Suh once hit Jay Cutler with a hadouken. Somehow I missed that, but Next Media Animation is on top of it.

Bob Costas thinks you’re reaching. Sione Pouha of the New York Jets felt that Stevie Johnson’s mock airplane celebration was in poor taste. You know, because of 9/11. You see, Sione is from New York (via Utah), and they are sensitive to this kind of thing. Just last week Sione was in the park when he saw a man feeding his kid with the old “spoon as an airplane” trick. Needless to say, he won’t be pulling that crap again. At least not until the casts come off.

He was still their coach? The Jacksonville Jaguars fired coach Jack Del Rio this morning. The news was first reported by grappling enthusiast, Jay Glazer. Defensive Coordinator Mel Tucker will take over in an interim roll role. The Jaguars also extended the contract of GM Gene Smith.

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