Kissing Suzy Kolber » Your lowly position as blog commenter makes it impossib http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Lamest Conversation of All Time; Or, There Wasn’t Time for a Game of Squash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/lamest-conversation-of-all-time-or.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/lamest-conversation-of-all-time-or.html#comments Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:37:00 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/the-lamest-conversation-of-all-time-or-there-wasnt-time-for-a-game-of-squash.html Friday Evening…

Me: Hi, Eli. Matt. Nice to meet you. Can I get a picture?

Eli Manning: Sure.

Me: Thanks.

Eli: …

Me: Wow. You’re really tall. That doesn’t come across on television.

Eli: Well, everyone else is tall, too.

Me: Ah. Well, good luck on Sunday… night, is it?

Eli: Yup. Thanks.

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