Flubby: “It’s a smedium, bitches.”
Punte: “I call it the Tampa 2, as in Two Snaps Up!”

Your turn, commenters. Make them count, because a picture this fabulous doesn’t come around very often.

Image via Shutdown Corner, h/t to reader Shane.

“So Michael, tell me more about how tight those LZR swimsuits get.”

Thanks to reader I’m Your Huckleberry.