Terrell Suggs didn’t make the trip to Green Bay because his knee is still gimpy from that Brady Quinn cheap shot. OR IS IT BECAUSE HE’S BLEACHING YOUR BABY RIGHT NOW!?

According to the complaint made available Monday, [Candace] Williams said Suggs threw a soap dispenser at her head, hit her in the chest with his hand, and held a bottle of bleach over her and their son, which spilled on them and caused a rash. A District Court judge wrote that a laceration was visible on Williams’ chest.

Williams said she teased Suggs while he was in the bathroom, went to close the door, and he “stiff-armed the door.”

“So me, still thinking he’s playing, I kick (with the top of my foot) his arm off the door to close it, the whole time laughing thinking we’re playing and he throws [sic] bathroom soap thing at my head,” Williams wrote.

She claimed that Suggs said she had hurt his arm and began yelling obscenities at her, and Williams said she spit on his chest. She heard one of Suggs’ friends say, “Oh no, Sizz, come on, don’t do that,” and said that when she turned around, he knocked her to the ground and sat on top of her, grabbing her neck and holding an open bottle of bleach over her.

Williams wrote that Suggs said, “[expletive], I’ma [sic] drown you with this bleach.”

In the spirit of fairness, Suggs denies the claims and has yet to be charged with a crime. But then absence of a criminal charge certainly didn’t stop Ravens fans from running amok with the RAPISTBERGER stuff, did it?

THAT’S RIGHT! TERRELL SUGGS WILL DROWN YOUR BABIES IN BLEACH! P-DRIZZLE GONNA USE THE SNUGGLE BEAR TO SNUFF THEM OUT!