Posts Tagged: you poor Lions fans

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Saints Scores And Suh Sideline Sulks – An Alliterative Lions/Saints SNF Blowout

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Now You Can Watch The Lions Get Stomped Metaphorically By all indications, this should be a repeat of last week's Superdome curbstomping that the Saints put on the Giants, only with a lighter shade of blue despair.

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It’s So Cold In The Live Blog: Bears/Lions MNFkkake

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

Monday Night Football Explores Ruins Of Once Great City The Lions were once a laughingstock, what with Matt Millen, 0-16, never going to a Super Bowl and employing Scott Mitchell for an extended period of time.

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KSK 2010 Prekkake: NFC North

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: NFC North

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

More Ragnar treachery to spur Drew's bloodlust It’s that time of year again, when we’re so devoid of content that, rather than spending time covering T.J. Houshmandzadeh making a stink about being only the sixth highest rated receiver in the NFC in the new Madden, we run through our predictably inaccurate prognostications for the upcoming year, division by division.

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The Lions Are Doing Awesomer Than EVAR!!!!

By Captain Caveman | 20 comments

Not only did the Lions NOT learn from Jon Kitna's 10-win guarantee two seasons ago, their front office is still hilariously cutting corners.

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You Should Have Added a Thorn in Its Paw!

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

[A procession of kazoo players enter from a hallway, followed by a regal figure] Fail Lion: Royal iconographers.

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DO NOT TOUCH FAUX-HAWK'S MICROPHONE

“The Lions can suck a half nuts!”

By flubby | 29 comments

I'd like to think that somehow William Clay Ford, Sr.

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