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Chiefs Apparently Playing 2014 Without Secondary

By Trevor Risk | 49 comments

For a team that got embarrassed and destroyed by having a cheesecloth secondary in the playoffs last year, the Chiefs sure haven't made moves to secure that side of their defense, whether or not it's because of salary cap space or bad luck with injuries.

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Thanks, Dallas Clark, For Assfisting Me Yet Again

By Monday Morning Punter | 39 comments

They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and if that's true, Dallas Clark, kindly consider yourself a proprietor of the trade, because again I've plunked down money in a fantasy football league, and once again you've fucked me like I was a woozy Osaka cheerleader in a first-class rail car.