Kissing Suzy Kolber » you could do this all day http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Your KSK Suicide Pools Non-Update, Part B http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/your-ksk-suicide-pools-non-update-part_05.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/your-ksk-suicide-pools-non-update-part_05.html#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:11:00 +0000 Monday Morning Punter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/your-ksk-suicide-pools-non-update-part-b.html

This is not a real update on the Pools. We’ll have a real update tomorrow. I’d estimate that we’re finally down to about 30 entries, from about 750 original participants. I went out after forgetting to pick a team for Week 2, but I’m awesome like that. But we can get to that later.

For now, here are some of my favorite entry names from the pools this year. You people did us proud; with a scant canvas of only 30 characters, you managed to create and compose elements of sheer splendor. Behold:

Banger in the Mouth

cheer up emo kid

The Pukey McNabbs

Astoria Cuntstuffers

Chris Kaman (your mouth)

Chris Hansen is a Cockblocker

What Smells Like Blue?

Igor OlShankNuts

Jake Plummers handball partner

Steely McBeam Cream

Like Gloria Gaynor with AIDS

YES! It’s Rich Kotite!

Who wants sticky buns?

WeekendatBernieKozar’s

Grandpa PeePee Pants

His name was Steve Sewell.

But can we have the trees?

Dirk Diggler Has Bad Posture

Ass to Mouth

Steely McAnalBead

I have $12/hr reasons to live.

My Assring Itches

The Masturbating Montanas

Faith Plus One

Matt Ufford’s Future Ex

Brady Quinn Bar PhotoHunt

IFeelSorryForYourMother

Cunnilingus Spice

Pat Tillman’s Friendly Fire

Lazy Wife’s Pick

Dick Justice

My Little Pony’s Balls

Real update tomorrow. Or later this week.

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I just went downstairs for a breakfast sandwich, and HOLY SHIT, was it good. It was only like, two bucks! I love the South.

Anyway, this is not a real update on the Pools. We’ll have a real update tomorrow, after the Monday Night game. I’d estimate that we’re finally down to about 30 entries, from about 750 original participants. I went out after forgetting to pick a team for Week 2, but I’m awesome like that. But we can get to that later.

For now, here are some of my favorite entry names from the pools this year. You people did us proud; with a scant canvas of only 30 characters, you managed to create and compose elements of sheer splendor. Behold:

FaceButterontheToast

Optimus Prime Minister

fish taco and vanzetti

Goodell’s Lapdog

Rosebud Basselopes

Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

Oh my God it’s PacMan’s music

generic sexual innuendo

The Chicago Bear Grylls

The Noisewater Experience

Bluth Company Fire Starters

Abbandano Grosseria

Shaved Yak

Marcus Vick McRobbed You

Ditka & The Sex Cannons

Lance Ito’s Facial Pubes

Its my Vick in a box

Touched By An Uncle

Steely McBeam – Heterosexual

Bill Walsh’s Corpse’s Legacy

Face Down in Oprah

Full Blown Aides

My Biscuits are Burning

Tijuana Snaggle Puss

TeriSchiavoSignedMyFeedingTube

Jew Don Boney Jr

Derrick Thomas Driving School

Whole Kitna Kaboodle

Benoit’s Weight Machine

Dogs+Water+Electricity

Erin Andrews’ Panties

Rick Ankiel’s The-rapist

turd

rusty shackleford sees all

Lake Tahoe Goulets

The Well-Hung Jury

More brilliance forthcoming in Part II.

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