Posts Tagged: yes i know the Vikings will blow it

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DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

Land Baron Meets The Viscount of Smiles TR: HURRRRRRR Hey Brett I bet Aikman fondles my nuts like this the entire game.

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FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 94 comments

Here's but one of a barrage of horrifically unfunny Brett Favre ads for Starter that, if they haven't already debuted (I hadn't seen them before this morning), will soon only tighten the Land Baron's stranglehold on your television set.

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ocho cinco

Spanish Nip vs. Nordic Bear. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Chad Ochocinco wants to change his name to another clunky foreign translation of "Eight Five".

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