Posts Tagged: yes i know the vikings are going 3-13 this year

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Christian Ponder Is Married To The Sea

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

A quarterback playing in a marquee market like New York has to deal with the press constantly hounding him about his love life.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 50 comments

The Vikings tried to make an honest go of it through most of 2011 with Donovan McNabb under center, which went about as well as you think have expected.

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No One F*cks With The [Purple] Jesus

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Adrian Peterson is working to come back from ACL and MCL injuries in order to be ready for the start of this season.

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Good Fences Make Good Rivals

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

Just another scene of searing sublimated Midwestern contempt.

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Purple Jesus Arrested For Either Resisting Off-Duty Officer Or Trying To Get Water

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Peterson seen practicing more passive resistance Adrian Peterson was arrested in the wee hours on Saturday at a club in Houston and charged with resisting arrest.

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Honkkake – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 6 comments

This has nothing to do with football, but everything to do with my humor sensibilities.

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Jerome Felton: Dollar Menuing While Intoxicated

By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

Though the second-degree DWI arrest of Jerome Felton occurred early on Saturday, technically about a day prior to the Justin Blackmon blackout fest, the news of it is coming out just now, so while it might seem like Felton was inadvertently trying to one-up Blackmon for boozy high jinx, it's actually the other way around.

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Alex Smith is f--king terrible

Tebow Bashing, Sports Illustrated Has It – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

RT @jasonlynch: You're aware your own site tweeted about those INTs and asked "Trouble in paradise.

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Skol, Rich People! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

The Vikings are getting their new $975 million stadium.

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