Now see here, Lord Baltimore.
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This video has made the rounds for some time, and it was a lot more awesome when Vikings defensive end Jared Allen was getting five sacks a game, even if he did that perplexing "dance" after each one.
PEYTON MANNING: Hey Reggie, look at this.
Now that House is off of Vicodin he's finally lucid enough to notice that Foreman looks quite a bit like Steelers coach Mike Tomlin.
If Brady Quinn gets to be a Hindu goddess of wealth, light, and fertility, it's only fair that Plaxico Burress gets to be Osiris, the Egyptian god of death.
Normally we've got no problem with Matt Vasgersian.
Abe Lincoln would have been 200 years old today.