Posts Tagged: xmas ape

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Cowboys Running Back Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear and Cologne

By Christmas Ape | 66 comments

Gucci Guilty Black cologne is a good thing to get caught stealing.

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The Rams Hung Around Just Long Enough For An Austin Davis Pick-Six

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

The 49ers seemed to run away with the game until a messy and chippy finish commenced.

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49ers-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 586 comments

Austin Davis looks good but a late 49ers touchdown has them back in the game.

austin davis

49ers-Rams MNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 862 comments

Luckily the NLCS is off so someone in St. Louis might pay attention tonight.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Eli Showers In Filth

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Okay, just an Eli fan, but still. Also, all the stuff from Sunday we didn't get to.

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Eagles Fan’s Stolen Prosthetic Leg Found

By Christmas Ape | 47 comments

Even local news introduces this story as "only in Philadelphia".

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Giants-Eagles Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 775 comments

Been waiting all day for Thursday night.