Noted ginger Seth Green appeared on Conan O’Brien last night to talk about what a comedic genius he is for breaking new ground in claymation-based Star Wars jokes on Robot Chicken, when Conan pulled out this old clip of him, which was new to me, as the Rally’s Hamburgers Cha-Ching guy who “rallied” the Saints during the 1991 season. I can’t even begin to touch on all the unintentional comedy.

But why didn’t Conan make him say the line? He’s clearly lost it from his Simpsons writing day.