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		<title>NFL&#8217;s premier &#8220;possession&#8221; receiver will spend this week in the pokey</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested Monday in Washington County, Arkansas, charged with violating the terms of his probation. Jones reportedly tested positive for the demon rum after a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mj_blow.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mj_blow.jpg" alt="" title="mj_blow" width="400" height="264" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-12519" /></a>Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested Monday in Washington County, Arkansas, <a href="http://www.jacksonville.com/sports/football/jaguars/2009-03-09/story/matt_jones_booked_in_arkansas_for_violating_plea_deal">charged with violating the terms of his probation</a>.  Jones reportedly tested positive for the demon rum after a random drug test last week.  </p>
<p>Jones admitted in court yesterday to drinking after playing golf with friends last week.  As a consequence, Jones was <a href="http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087931">recharged with his original offense</a> from last year&#8211; possession of a controlled substance and jailed, where he will stay though the weekend.  This led to a flurry of initial reports (including one by ESPN.com) that Jones was arrested on a new possession charge.  At first, none of this made any sense whatsoever to us, then we remember that we&#8217;re talking about Arkansas here. </p>
<p>As you may recall, the former Razorback QB later served a three game suspension last season.  One would have to think Jones&#8217; future in the NFL is questionable at this point.  In fact, we wouldn&#8217;t be surprised to hear about Jones blowing rails with Kenny Powers and Clegg in Shaboom&#8217;s parking lot.<br />
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[ <a href="http://www.jacksonville.com/">Florida Times Union</a>, <a href="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/03/09/more-on-the-matt-jones-arrest/">PFT</a>, <a href="http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/03/09/matt-jones-should-not-have-visited-the-19th-hole/">Friends of the Program</a>, image: <a href="http://breastfedmoonshine.com/home/">BreastfedMoonshine.com</a> ]</em></p>
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