WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU FORGOT  TO VOTE FOR KSK TODAY? You didn’t forget to objectify women and act irresponsibly? This should come naturally, too. It’s the last chance you get to vote for hope and change until 2012, or whenever we feel like stuffing a ballot box like it was Brenda Warner’s bra. Fortunately these ladies have been blessed accordingly.

SHE GON DRANK: Stacy Keibler heard an ugly rumor that you weren’t going to vote for KSK as the best sports blog on the planet. And let’s be honest: Stacy Keibler or not, there is not a single better sports blog on the planet than this one right here. And I write that as someone who writes one of the other best sports blogs.  Amazing ass.  Dick jokes.  The NFL.  What the fuck else do you want?

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT TO VOTE TODAY! Let me just check in over at the Best Sports Blog voting and WHAAAA????  Those sluts at Soccer by Ives are really trying.  I think they actually want to win.  Well, you know who wants KSK to win?  These chicks with big cans!  They demand you vote for KSK!   And breasts are never wrong, my friends.

BODY STOCKINGS FOR EVERYONE IF YOU VOTE FOR KSK! Much like you, I could no longer handle Nightmarelard at the top of the page. Charlize Theron is here to make it up to you, just as long as you vote for KSK in the Weblog Awards. We don’t even have a full third of the vote! Crush that soccer blog! Crush it I say!

You heard the ladies, no parking on the dance floor.

The Houston Texans cheerleaders had a Halloween party. Maybe some of you had the chance to go to a party like this– where wanton harlots shake their goods like nobody’s business. If you did, then I sincerely hope you and everyone you care about dies a slow, painful death. I spent my Halloween watching watching television and seeing how many Laffie Taffies I could shove in my mouth at one time (Answer: seven).

As you might have gathered from the shiny new badge on the right, we have been nominated to defend our Best Sports Blog crown in the 2007 Weblog Awards. A quick scan of the nominee list show we are definitely the most deserving again this year.

• First, you have to throw out the ones that aren’t even real blogs like FanHouse and SB Nation. Express & Star is a goddam newspaper. I mean if newspaper blogs are fair game then Dan Steinberg should be nominated (just kidding, he’s shitty too).

• F1 Fanatic: Look, we already lost a Bloggie to the Arse-holes, we don’t plan on going down to anymore Brits.

• EDSBS: run by a drunken kid-toucher. I think you get on an FBI file just by going to that site.

• On Frozen Blog: Fucking hockey, man.

• Deadspin: Just say no to the Gawker-Medellin Cartel.

• Hardball Times: Actually does a good job of capturing the excruciating ennui that is Major League Baseball

• On the DL: This safe-haven for loose-lipped floozies updates maybe once every two months. How they got nominated, I’m afraid to guess. (No, I’m not: bullshit promises of Vegas hummers.)

• Diecast Dude: Not nominated this year/dipshit.

So there you have it: KSK once again deserves your vote(s) since every one else pretty much sucks out loud. Vote early and often.

Now back to the gratuitous T&A.

“You will help me get my rucksack down for the Swedish meatballs?”

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