In making the most obvious joke possible about Rex Ryan losing 90 lbs.
This year's Oscar field might be the worst ever.
We can't offer a cure for the despondency of the first football-less Sunday in months.
"Okay, Eli, I'm on your side here.
EVEN MORE OVERLONG COLUMNS ABOUT FOOTBALL.
APE RETURNS TO DISCREDIT WAPO SOME MORE.
THIS WEEKEND IN SELF-PROMOTION: I took off my dick joke hat and participated in a discussion about feminism and Slate's Double X magazine over at Gawker.
Why so few Captain Caveman posts recently.