Posts Tagged: who ya got?

bad coaches

Coaches Who Should Have Been Fired Long Ago And Might Finally Get the Ax Now. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

In a just world, this would not only be the last time either of these godheads of incompetence would appear as a head coach on an NFL sideline as the two would be laid out before wheat threshers after the game, but considering how long the Chiefs and the Bengals hate their respective fans, that may not be the case.

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mickey from rockaway

Possible AFC Championship vs. Possible NFC Championship. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 65 comments

Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR.

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Atlanta Falcons

Unheralded Receivers Fight for Attention. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 15 comments

Okay, you've suffered enough of my homerism for one day.

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don't forget that both the washington post and baltimore sun are worthless fishwrap

495 vs. 695. It’s the Battle of Clogged, Frustrating Beltways. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

A manufactured baseball rivalry between two football cities has somehow never reached the fevered pitch MLB hoped that it would, mostly because Peter Angelos and Ted Lerner are utter tards unfit to run a taco van.

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meteor is not an option; comet or asteroid maybe

Racist Bandwagon Massholes vs. Omnipresent Obnoxious Yinzers. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Two of the NFL's more hackle-raising fanbases convene at the stadium where it now costs a small fortune to tailgate (it's gotten so bad even Simmons hates it.

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fat back

The Can’t Fit Into Frame Bowl: Hamgini vs. LenWhale. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Notwithstanding the showdown of stubbly ex-alcoholic quarterbacks and the proliferation of dominating defensive tackles, one of whom has a predilection for stomping opposing centers, we just can't resist a war of the waistlines.

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baltimore ravens

The Brow and the Beast: Joe Flacco vs. Justin Tuck. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

It just so happens that the Ravens have won every meeting in their history against the Giants, including the most unwatchable Super Bowl ever.

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not a good start to sexy friday

The Dick-Off: Santonio Holmes vs. Chris Cooley. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

Before the start of the season, two notable contributors to playoff teams each had an episode of penile exhibitionism hit the Intarwebs.

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Class of the ’04 Tards: Large Benjamin vs. Bitter Elisha. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

With the game in London this weekend, Drew suggested that this match-up should be between football and soccer, but that's not really much of a contest, much like the Saints and the Chargers.

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