Posts Tagged: who ya got?

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The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Rape is certainly no laughing matter, despite the fact that we poke fun at it on a near hourly basis on this blog.

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But Does It Float: Pennington vs. Marmalard. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Everyone loves a strong armed quarterback who can pinpoint throws with surgical precision into the interstitial spaces between a swarm of defenders into the welcoming hands of a receiver.

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The Unblockable Jeff Feagles. The Unavoidable Video Boards. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

In case one of you non-stadium-owning proles has been permitted to forget, this Sunday night marks the first game of consequence in Cowboys Colossatorium of TIXAS-sized BigBigness, appropriately against the Giants (WHO ARE THEMSELVES DWARFED BY ITS ENORMITY).

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Minor Holidays That Don’t Get You Off Work: 4/20 vs. Patriots’ Day: WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Rival minor holidays share space on this dreary Monday, what with stoners and Massholes (there's room for some overlap, that would at least serve to explain the team logo hodgepodge tattoo) each having relative moments of significance to observe.

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Food for Fiction: THE BEN’S Choco Tacos vs. Fitty’s Crackers. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

The two most consistent and oddest food associations for KSK Kharacters, unless you count the garbade bag of E.

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A New Guy to Get Kicked Around By the Owners. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

With Gene Upshaw dead and gone, the NFL Players Association is now (after only five months) closing in on selecting a new executive director to cave to the demands of the ownership.

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Chilly Chill vs. Amorphous Blob With Headset. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

When a former offensive coordinator who can't coach offense and a head coach with no grasp on clock management get together, it makes you wonder how these two clowns aren't working for Jim Johnson.

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