Posts Tagged: who ya got?

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Spanish Nip vs. Nordic Bear. WHO YA GOT?

Spanish Nip vs. Nordic Bear. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Chad Ochocinco wants to change his name to another clunky foreign translation of "Eight Five".

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ZULU CTHULHU
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Either Way, They’re Not as Fast as Purple Jesus in His BMW. WHO YA GOT?

Either Way, They’re Not as Fast as Purple Jesus in His BMW. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

The freshly KSK nicknamed Zulu Cthulhu can help the suddenly adequate Vince Young take down the unbeaten Colts this weekend, but for now he's gotten himself entangled in a pointless wager with an NBA player.

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Terrible Towel vs. FEARSOME RAVENS TOWEL! WHO YA TWIRL?

Terrible Towel vs. FEARSOME RAVENS TOWEL! WHO YA TWIRL?

By Christmas Ape | 61 comments

The Ravens announced earlier this week that they'll be passing out tens of thousands of rally towels at M&T Bank Stadium prior to Sunday night's blood feud with the Steelers.

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i'm tony dungy and i want to recruit you
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Maharishi Dungy Will Clense You of Your Wickedness. WHO YA WORSHIP?

Maharishi Dungy Will Clense You of Your Wickedness. WHO YA WORSHIP?

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

Yesterday it was announced that Tony Dungy will head the Players Advisory Forum, a group that will serve as a intermediary between players who want to bitch and the league executives who want to ignore them.

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Fetushead and Dreamboat, The Saga Continues. WHO YA GOT?

Fetushead and Dreamboat, The Saga Continues. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 51 comments

This week we're highlighting the very obscure, totally non-showcase match-up between Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

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2004 Draft QBs With Fewer Rings Than the Giant Tard Taken Several Picks Later. WHO YA GOT?

2004 Draft QBs With Fewer Rings Than the Giant Tard Taken Several Picks Later. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

Elisha and Marmalard will forever be inextricably linked as the top two quarterbacks selected in the 2004 NFL Draft, but more so because they were swapped for one another because Eli Manning is a prissy little bitch who refused to play in San Diego.

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The Avatars of Ungodly Football Futility. WHO YA GOT?

The Avatars of Ungodly Football Futility. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Last year, the Lions set the benchmark for failure to which all future failures will be compared, at least until the NFL expands its schedule to 18 games and some woebegone franchise (Redskins.

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Coaching Tree Infighting: Mumblechick vs. McSuperAIDS. WHO YA GOT?

Coaching Tree Infighting: Mumblechick vs. McSuperAIDS. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

Last year, Josh McDaniels was tasked with making Matt Cassel look like an adequate quarterback, and by employing the daring strategy of exploiting a stacked receiving corps, he was able to accomplish just that.

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