A Study in Batsh-t Receivers: O.C. vs. T.O. WHO YA GOT?
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
Two of the receivers most given to spouting the utmost in dipshittery the past week face off in what no doubt will be a lop-sided Cowboys win. But will any ground be gained in the eternal struggle for bragging rights in receiveral lunacy? Probably not. But it’ll be quite the show. So, WHO YA GOT?
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco_____________Terrell Eldorado Owens
What His Team Needs More Of, According to Him
Drugs, Arrests____________________T.O.
Wants to Kiss
Star on Cowboys’ field_________________Starfish from Cowboys’ field goal team
At least knows better than to
Hate on the matron saint__________Cross Sheshawn instead of Sean Young
What’s Your Bean Situation?
You Got Some Beans On You?______________Or What’s Up?
Gets hung up on
Floating bacon____________Popcorn stuck in teeth; teeth stuck in Romo’s ass
Has Trouble Getting Rid Of
Chad Johnson Jerseys_______________iCatch shirts
Finishing Move
Pining for a career in Dallas__________Fucking Dallas’ title chances (T.O.)

















