These broads! Foof! It’s like they got moths between their ears! I tells ‘em and I tells ‘em – downs equals tries; tries equals downs. That some kinda rocket surgery or something? What’s a guy gotta do to hammer it through in her thick skull!? It’s like her brain, it ain’t wired right, y’know? She just points at a play in progress and pretends everything goes all coo-coo bananas. Like all us guys are just playing a big practical joke in her. You ask me, she got dropped on her head as a kid. Thank God Steve came with all the uniform dress-up gear to give her the visuals. Now I’mma leave them in the locker room to diagram some stuff while I head back to the recliner. With a cold one, of course. You can take it from here, eh, Steve-oh?

[Everything is Terrible]

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Here’s one of our favorite players of all time, Kenny Irons, presumably reenacting a scene from his favorite Wreckx-N-Effect video. No midget sucking his dick this time. Perhaps American Airlines lost the little fella.

These pictures come via thedirty.com, and I have to tell you that disappoints me. That is a fucking horrible, horrible website, yet people send them great pictures all the time. People, for shit’s sake, send those pictures to KSK, so they can receive the mocking they deserve.