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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 06:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[31. THE DEATH PANEL. Josh and Brandon wander completely off the reservation in this off-topic April 1 episode. Instead of dumping on Donovan McNabb or laughing at the Buffalo Bills, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>The Panel:</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/bdomenech">Ben Domenech</a></strong> is the managing editor for health care policy at <a href="http://www.heartland.org/healthpolicy-news.org">The Heartland Institute</a>, the editor of <a href="http://newledger.com/2010/04/sports-bloggers-want-to-know-about-health-care-too/">The New Ledger</a>, where he hosts a weekly podcast called &#8220;Coffee and Markets.&#8221; Ben mentioned this piece for <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/30/opinion/main6347375.shtml">CBS News</a> regarding possible opt-outs by the states during the discussion.</p>
<p><strong>Jonathan Powell</strong> is an actuary, who formerly worked for <a href="http://www.cigna.com/">CIGNA</a>, a leading American health insurance company. He still works as an actuary in Washington, DC. He mentions <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/06/01/090601fa_fact_gawande">this article from the New Yorker</a> during the discussion.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/slothrop1">Slothrop</a> (&#8220;John&#8221;)</strong> is a former pre-med student and now a part-time adjunct teaching at public universities in <del datetime="2010-04-01T13:25:14+00:00">California</del> Georgia. He is a prominent commenter here on KSK and other sites. He currently pays for health care out-of-pocket.</p>
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<p><em>Recorded March 31, 2010 ; runs 49 minutes. Listen <a href="http://media6.podbean.com/pb/42bab6e5d69ef8343f9f761fdafa85cd/4bb43559/blogs6/92366/uploads/31houseofpuntedeathpanel.mp3">here</a>, Subscribe on <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/house-of-punte-the-ksk-podcast/id294218080">iTunes</a>.</em></p>
<p><strong><em>Next week: Best of HOUSE OF PUNTE, Volume 1. </em></strong></p>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Be Doing A Little Chillaxin&#8217; This Week PLUS: KSK FF Contest Winner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monday Morning Punter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as you are, we&#8217;re gearing up for the holiday that celebrates challenging authority, blowing shit up, and casually neglecting the rights of women. Independence Day is Wednesday, which totally [...]]]></description>
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<p>Just as you are, we&#8217;re gearing up for the holiday that celebrates challenging authority, blowing shit up, and casually neglecting the rights of women. Independence Day is Wednesday, which totally fucks our week, blah blah blah we&#8217;re gonna be lazy assholes.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re not posting tomorrow, and we&#8217;ll be fortunate to get one post up for Thursday and Friday. We don&#8217;t like it either, but this is how it&#8217;s going down. Some of us will be out-of-town, or even out-of-country, and you&#8217;ll have to split time with the people that put up with our shit in real life. When the withdrawal starts to set in, just remember that training camps will open less than three weeks after we come back, and to use lotion. Or sunscreen. Anything with lubricative properties is good.</p>
<p>And, oh yeah, <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/06/we-want-you-we-want-you-we-want-you-as.html">the contest</a> to pick the owner of KSK&#8217;s 14th fantasy team ended Saturday. We received over 11,000 submissions, give or take. The quality of your work was high, and the debate over who deserved to win was (sort of) intense. In the end, it came down to who we thought would make the best addition to our league. By the end of the contest, we had it narrowed down to four people, and the final decision was not unanimous.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll be sharing our favorite submissions with you over the next couple weeks, and you can see what kind of badassery your submission was up against. Plus it helps us keep being lazy. That&#8217;s a win-win.</p>
<p>The 14th member of the KSK Fantasy Football League is Sarah, better known as commenter/troublemaker SportsGirl365 from the blog <a href="http://strikezonesandendzones.blogspot.com/">Strike Zones and End Zones</a>. In the end, we liked her style, football knowledge, and her ability to deliver (and receive) trash talk.</p>
<p>Please give Sarah your warmest welcome in the comments. </p>
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<p>UPDATE: Sarah&#8217;s submission appears below. I think she&#8217;s gonna fit right in:</p>
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<tr><span style="font-family:arial;">Things I WILL NOT do:</p>
<p>1. Send you naked photos of my tits. They&#8217;re average at best.</p>
<p>2. Leave stupid and lame comments on any KSK posts related to the league just to have something to say. (I&#8217;ll leave that to Wormfather, Burnsy, and the like.)</p>
<p>3. Forget to set my lineup, leaving in injured and/or bye week players making a jackass of myself and a mockery of the league.</p>
<p>4. Make idiotic trades just because I&#8217;m female.</p>
<p>5. Be afraid to call you out if you make any aforementioned idiotic trade offers.</p>
<p>6. Be a homer and fill my team full of Giants. I don&#8217;t even want most of them on my team in real life.</p>
<p>Things I WILL do:</p>
<p>1. Send you topless pictures of other girls whose tits are better looking than mine.</p>
<p>2. Make fun of Punter on a weekly basis for entering the <strike>Gay Asshat</strike> Hot Blogger contest and not making it past the second round.</p>
<p>3. Pay my league fees with a check that won&#8217;t bounce.</p>
<p>4. Not be offended when, in a fit of rage after getting his ass kicked by me, BDD calls me a two cent cum dumpster.</p>
<p>5. Unapologetically kick everyone&#8217;s ass.</p>
<p>Attached is a photo because, well, if you&#8217;re gonna have some pussy in the league she may as well be decent to look at. </p>
<p>Thanks for your time and I look forward to kicking your asses.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
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<p align="left"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P_Wj_L6IyI4/RopUh1vepCI/AAAAAAAAAIY/dC1B-FJwGTI/s1600-h/sarah.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082968069779661858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="202" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P_Wj_L6IyI4/RopUh1vepCI/AAAAAAAAAIY/dC1B-FJwGTI/s400/sarah.jpg" width="137" border="0" /></span></a></p>
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<p><span style="font-family:arial;">Sarah </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Arial;">Strike Zones and End Zones<br /></span></p>
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