Kissing Suzy Kolber » when keeping it real goes wrong

Unsilent Majority — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:11:50 +0000

“My dad would have known I didn’t mean to offend anybody.” The Kansas City Chiefs have told running back Larry Johnson to sit out the next few plays following his embarrassing Twitter meltdown on Sunday night. [KC Star]

UPDATE: The Chiefs are releasing Larry Johnson. [RealGM via SB Nation]

Image via The Sporting Blog

Shaun Ellis Is Fighting Back

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:27:04 +0000

Seattle fans aren’t really used to the idea of snow games, so naturally they think it’s acceptable to pound back a few Kahlua infused macchiatos and begin pelting the opposing team with snowballs. Well Shaun Ellis doesn’t play that shit, you understand?

That’s Ellis roughly 34 seconds in going for the giant snow clump and heaving it with effortless grace into the faces of several deserving spectators. Now Shaun’s snowball technique is far from textbook, but what can you expect from a guy who grew up in South Carolina? What little Ellis does know of snowball warfare he learned during his time as a wolf researcher. Needless to say, those wolves did not fuck around.

Needless to say, Herr Goodell will see that Ellis never plays another snap in his league.

Video via Busted Coverage.

Pacman gal-pal summarily defenestrated

flubby — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:53:12 +0000

Sadia Morrison (pictured, seriously), who was convicted for her role in the infamous Pacman Jones strip club shooting, was found dead in New York last Friday. Morrison was a stylist for several NFL players, and had previously worked for Vibe magazine. Apparently, she died after being thrown from a building.

Yikes. That’s some Hitchcockian shit right there.

[ photo: JAMD ]