I was on vacation last week. Now, if I were professional handshake analyst Peter King, this would be the part where I spend 5,000 words telling you about it. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE CORN I HAD. Alas, we have business to attend to here. So no slideshow for you. Although I did see Ross Tucker take an unsolicited bite out of a child’s corndog. The child was not his. Time to delve into this week’s batch of Peter King’s brown, foamy Favretorum. But first… a conspiracy theory.

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