Kissing Suzy Kolber » we’re toddlers http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Very Gay Second Birfday http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/a-very-gay-second-birfday.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/a-very-gay-second-birfday.html#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:10:52 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2222

WHAT?! IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY?!

Well, no one told me!

/runs to CVS, buys lamest card on shelf

/buys pack of Ring Dings

/eats one Ring Ding

/sticks candle in other Ring Ding

Happy Birthday, us! If only we had remembered. We could have spent a whole day being completely insufferable!

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