Posts Tagged: welkah

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Tom Brady’s Swearing Actually The Result Of Teammate Trolling

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying "F*ck you, bitches" on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday's game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans.

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Trolling For Our Freedom – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 61 comments

A submission from reader Alex in Afghanistan: Long time reader, first time emailer.

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Aaron Rodgers

The Return Of Fan Fights – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

There wasn't much of a contest on the field at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, so fans in the upper reaches of the stands had to stage their own battle for New York State, replete with Zubaz, women punching and the finest that humanity has to offer (Jersey and Western New York chapters).

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

By Christmas Ape | 60 comments

The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning.

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Brady Bump – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

Judging from her slightly distended tummy, Gisele is showing signs that the next lil' troll genius is on the way.

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Wes Welker Gets Hair Transplant, Remains Just Attractive Enough To Play With Brady

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

This off-season, Wes Welker started hawking adult diapers and he got married.

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Welkah Caused A Scene At The Wine Festival

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Wes Welker is in Aspen prepping for his wedding to former Hooters bikini model Anna Burns.

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HEY SULLY, DUDN’T THIS GUY LOOK LIKE CAWNBREAD MAXWELL???

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

"Check out this rawk dahhkie awl butthurt cawse the Sawx took his chicken.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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