Posts Tagged: welkah

new england patriots

Grit Does Burn

By Christmas Ape | 64 comments

"WHEN YOU LEAVE AMENDOLER NATION, YOU GET THE DAAHHHKKKIEEE TREATMENT.

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arizona cardinals

The Cassel Era Is Over — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 50 comments

Congrats, Chiefs fans, the Matt Cassel era is officially over now that the team has released him.

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greatriots

FACK YOU, WELKAHHHH

By Christmas Ape | 139 comments

The Patriots lowballed their gritty little scrapper and now he has left for the slightly less off-puttingly white pastures of Denver, where he'll become the new Brandon Stokley for Peyton Manning for the next two years, provided Pey-Pey's neck doesn't break and Welker stops dropping critical passes in the post-season.

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baltimore ravens

AFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,188 comments

When Baltimore defensive coordinator Dean Pees was asked this week how his team plans to stop Tom Brady, he jokingly replied, "Hire Tonya Harding." No need to outsource the Dreamboat injury duties when you got Bernard Pollard on the roster.

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Arian Foster

Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 805 comments

After an early afternoon reprieve from regular season rematches, it's back to teams that have seen each other in the recent past.

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dallas cowboys

Why Not The Whole Stadium? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Security at Qualcomm Stadium was forced to eject an entire section of the upper deck on Sunday during the Chargers' regular season finale win over the Raiders.

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Donte Stallworth

The Best Moments From Texans-Patriots

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

Another fine example of why Peter King is afraid to have fully formed opinions about things.

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Carolina Panthers

Your Week 13 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,367 comments

via What was once just a lackluster early afternoon slate of games is instead a somber three hours headlined by the most depressing game possible.

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Alex Smith is f--king terrible

MY DAD IS COOLAH THAN YO-AH DAD! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Bill Simmons felt the need to mark the 34th anniversary of the first Halloween movie by taking his son to a place where part of the movie was filmed in a Patriots jersey and a Michael Myers mask.

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