Posts Tagged ‘we are not equating vick to a serial killer’

The Only Reason The Bengals Won’t Go After Michael Vick

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

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This is a bad economy to be trifling with the support of fans and sponsors with conservative, anti-dog-killing values, and one could argue that Vick’s deteriorated acumen at quarterback wouldn’t be enough to offer a team to offset the ensuing PR meltdown from its own supporters. He could still get picked up, but it won’t be until later in the summer or early fall, when season ticket forms and sponsorship checks have already been turned in. But I’m wandering off-topic. (more…)

It Would Be Funny If He Didn’t Really Mean It

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Oh Roddy, you are very very stupid. Mike Vick lied about slaughtering a bunch of dogs. Then he sort of admitted it. Then he lied about it again…on a polygraph. The guy plead to jail and that’s where he belongs for now. Everybody knows this, even Mike fucking Vick knows this! All of this escaped Roddy, but this is nothing new. You should see the rest of Roddy’s opinionated T-shirt collection!

Repeal Free Speech

End Suffrage Now!

George Wallace Was Right

More Land Mines

Give Eugenics a Chance

Cats Rule

Stalin Was Misunderstood

My Other T-Shirt Is Covered In Dog Blood

This Shirt Was Tested On Animals

Fur Is Murder…On My Bankroll

Vote For Pedro Lopez

Nixon ‘72

Andrea Yates Is My Homegirl

I Donate Dogs to Kill Shelters

Finishing What Barker Started

Imprison Tibet

Roddy, you must realize that Vick is not Nelson Mandela or Rubin Carter. His imprisonment is, you know, justified.

Check out our friend Chris Mottram’s take over at his new digs, The Sporting Blogs.