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Hello, My Name Is Tarvaris, And I Am F–king Terrible

Monday, September 15th, 2008

“They say, ‘Eight guys in the box, you should be able to throw the football.’ But it’s not as easy as that.”

That’s because YOU’RE playing quarterback for this team, you horrible, horrible, horrible sack of shit.

Tags: dying for anyone else, dying for booty, dying for frerotte, Homerism, how can you not bench this asshole?, the horror the horror, wasted running backs, wasted seasons
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