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		<title>The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week: Week 17</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s over. After 17 weeks of bliss and horror the regular season has gone dark like the deepest recesses of Peter King&#8217;s capacious colon. For some, like the tortured soul [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s over. After 17 weeks of bliss and horror the regular season has gone dark like the deepest recesses of Peter King&#8217;s capacious colon. For some, like the tortured soul seen above, the end is a welcome one. Of course for others, let&#8217;s say those living in New England, the end is unbearable. Then there are those like me whose teams finished somewhere in the neighborhood of .500. Sure we&#8217;ll miss watching our favorite team week after week, but frankly we could probably use a break from one another. At least until they draft somewhere in the middle of the first round come April. </p>
<p>In the meantime those of us not fortunate enough to have a rooting interest in the playoffs can just sit back and watch as other fanbases come crashing back down to our level like so many of Tarvaris Jackson&#8217;s ill-fated heaves. But before we get too excited over the playoffs we have to take care of some lingering business. So continue after the jump for the regular season&#8217;s final Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week.</p>
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<p>This week&#8217;s Meast is a familiar site to anyone who knows their end-of-season football, the famed signal caller of the Indianapolis Colts. That tall and graceful slinger of the ball, who under the right circumstances could win the MVP every year. I&#8217;m speaking of course of the single greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL&#8217;s largely meaningless 17th week, Jim Sorgi.</p>
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<p>Sorgi stepped in yet again when Peyton Manning couldn&#8217;t be troubled to finish things out, and he delivered with 22 completions on 30 attempts for a total of 178 yards. </p>
<p>It should be noted that Drew voted for Chad Pennington as this week&#8217;s Meast, but we all suspect that has more to do more with his insatiable lust for curly blond pubic hair than anything the quarterback has done on the field. </p>
<p>Image via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bostonfaninmichigan/3072554772/">Flickr</a></p>
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