It’s that time of week again. Time for me to bust out my big mailsack, jostle it around, give it a firm slap, and see what comes gushing out. Wanna be in next week’s column? Email us right here. As always, points awarded for brevity and sincerity. And herpes! You people, by the way, really need to work on the brevity part. Off we go.

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