When we last left gelatinous bullet point mangler Peter King, he was still on vacation. Ah, but now, at long last, our lofty hero is BACK! And if you don’t think he’s going to spend an inordinate amount of time this week telling you just how he spent those four weeks off, you don’t know Peter King’s flooded bowels half as well as I do.

Where has Peter been? What hotels did he get to stay in and complain about? Did he learn more about this bizarre slavery fad that happened in the 1800’s? How much spicy shrimp can one man eat? And where does Rich Fitter fit into all this? Read on…

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