Kissing Suzy Kolber » wapo will fire me in 3…2… http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:04:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 Drunk Blogger Staggers Into The Light http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/drunk-blogger-staggers-into-the-light.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/drunk-blogger-staggers-into-the-light.html#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:08:53 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1641 apeparrot

Since we’re getting paid for our dick joke slingery, I thought I’d join the Maj and Ufford in coming out from the shelter of complete anonymity. So, yeah, it kind of sucks out here. Anyway, I’m this guy and I work for this dying medium. I excel at writing about racist shoes and lost dogs. Isn’t that special?

The above picture (at least the part not obscured by the fucking photog’s thumb) was taken of the day of Super Bowl XL. It was about 6 hours to kick off and I was in fine fettle. In others words, totally fucking hammered. At least the parrot wasn’t making obscene gestures at me.

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