The holidays are practically upon us, and with that the weather has turned cold.  Really. Fucking. Cold.

I spent about half an hour walking my dog one morning this week, then came back in and brushed my teeth.  And I was like, “Why is this water so warm?”  I checked the temperature with my hand.  Warm water.  Checked the faucet.  Cold.  Then I realized: it was so cold outside that the inside of my mouth had gotten colder than cold faucet water.

And yet, here it is, freezing weather, and all these models are without shirts.  So sad.  For them, I mean.

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