The End Of Wade And Jerry
01.12.11Wade: Welp, guess I’m long overdue to clean out this here office. Get these things down to Houston where they belong. HOUSTON! Can’t believe I’m coachin’ where my Daddy used to coach! Boy, will that tickle the old man with feathers! Anyway, time to box it all up.
Hard to believe, but I think I’ll miss this place. So many memories. LOOK! It’s my first offensive game plan!
(looks at foam board with BUBBLE SCREEN TO WITTEN X22 written on it)
Boy, that didn’t work out quite like I planned! And look! It’s the broomstick Mr. Jones raped me with that one time! I didn’t really like it when he did it at the time. But I guess I can laugh about it now. Ha ha! That was kinda funny.
Oooh, what’s this?
(opens drawer)

Zingers! Oh Wade, you sly ol’ coot! I wonder how old these are. Can’t quite remember when I bought them. Oh well, can’t hurt to indulge one last time in this here office…
(door flies open)










