Posts Tagged: Waaaaah

new england patriots

Patriots Complaints Now In Magazine Cover Form

By Christmas Ape | 96 comments

The official publication of the Patriots has a rather pointed headline for this week's edition following the Monday night loss in Carolina.

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John Harbaugh Wants To Hand Out Stains And Punctuation

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

The May Day tempest in a teapot is the comments made by Ravens coach John Harbaugh to Baltimore's alt-rock station suggesting that all the Patriots' titles should be considered tainted (as in Joe Flacco has rubbed his taint/grundle/perineum on them) because of Spygate.

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Mom Of Weepy Chargers Fan Both Commendably Sadistic And Voyeuristic

By Christmas Ape | 56 comments

This video isn't quite as embarrassing as Crying Giants Fan on account of its subject being a kid, but it is noteworthy for the mom continuing to film her little pussboy for a full minute while he cries himself to the point of dry heaving.


By Christmas Ape | 31 comments



A Children’s Treasury of Broncos Fan Angst

By Christmas Ape | 52 comments

Last week, we solicited reactions from "disgruntled" Broncos fans regarding the Cutler-McDaniels saga and the quarterback's trade to the Bears.

Brian Fucking Russell

Seahawks Fans: A Fanbase So Sour, It Can Only Be Safely Contained in a Magnetic Field

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Because they harbor a delusion that tells them that we care, Seahawks fans are letting the world know that they would rather become the only team without a Super Bowl title in a division that includes the Rams and the Cardinals than see the Steelers win another one.


/Long, Sad Trombone Sound

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place.

gregg ain't wild bout them gays neither

My Name Is Gregg, and I’m a Vagina

By Unsilent Majority | 22 comments

Just in case any of you heathen football fanatics forgot, those Patriots are a bunch of cheaty McCheatersons.