WELP. At least one more week of analysts wondering aloud whether the Eagles can turn it around. This game also answers Ufford’s black Tebow Photoshop post. The answer is, of course, Vince Young. Hell, Vince Young was black Tebow even before Tebow came into the league.

Nevertheless, more Eagles hype might actually be worth it for this latest dose of Manningface. CAN’T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT ELI.

Also, NBC has the worst brand loyalty of any network broadcasting the NFL. Costas makes a habit of holding his nose while announcing what’s going to be on “Today” the following morning as he’s signing off. And now Collinsworth muttered “no thanks” after a “Fear Factor” promo coming out of a commercial break. If NBC’s authority weren’t being flouted by such pompous assholes like Costas and Collinsworth, it would actually be refreshing.

As you might remember, it was Vince Young’s preseason boasting that birthed the “dream team” moniker for the Eagles that has been the go-to mocking referent every single time the team has faltered in some way. And falter they have. Oh, such beautiful falterings. It’s been pretty fantastic, all things considered. And now it falls to VY to maintain whatever faint hopes the Eagles cling to for a playoff run. THE IRONING IS DELICIOUS.

Besides Ookie, Philly will also be without Jeremy Maclin, who was team’s leading receiver when the Giants won 29-16 in the Linc in Week 3, so this should be extra one-sided. Now seems like a good time to catch up with the new Zelda game that I could have been playing all afternoon.

Contrary to what you may hear on Around the Horn, plenty of good stuff goes on at a strip club after 3 am. Granted, this was not one of those times.

Vince Young (white shirt) was enjoying an evening at Club Onyx when a fellow patron an employee flashed the infamous “horns down” sign, the universal symbol for “please punch me.” Young obliged, and that’s why he’s now out a cool $500. The Titans quarterback was officially charged with a Class C assault citation, which inches his GPA towards an even 2.0.

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At least there was some entertaining kicker fail at the end. Kris Brown will make sure the Texans finish 8-8 again if it’s the last thing he does in the NFL. Then there was the wondrous mixed metaphor by Jon Gruden, who said Vince Young “found his wheels and got on his horse.” Unless he’s referring to heroin that makes no sense. All told, not the worst game ever. Could have done without that Slaton touchdown though.

Vince “Right now I’m just focused on football” Young joined Nelly on stage as the host of a Smash the Mic event where he was repping Houston and supporting his boy Willie D who was recently locked up on federal fraud charges. Then, in a move that is sure to get the quarterback back in the good graces of Jeff Fisher, he decided to make it rain (just a few drops) all over the the ladies in the front row.

Thanks to the folks at You Been Blinded who have additional video of the show.