0:01 I always wonder how they choose which ESPN personality will get the privilege of appearing in these movies. I bet Berman demanded right of first refusal in his last contract. Regardless, this serves as Levy’s magnum opus following appearances in Fever Pitch, The Ringer, and The Game Plan.
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There hasn’t been a decent auto-tune remix in, what, three weeks? I’m sure some of you out there are starting to get the shakes, so here’s Andy Reid talking about his quarterback situation with Kevin Kolb and Michael Vick (this was before Vick had the cartilage blasted from his torso. It’s not a five-star effort by any stretch, but it should get you through this rough patch, at least until someone else gets raped in Lincoln Park again.

What game was it this year when Andy Reid came out of the 2-minute warning, then called timeout at the line AND THEN TOOK A DELAY OF GAME before even getting a play out to his team? With game management like that, you could be playing Coy Koi Koy Detmer at quarterback and have similar levels of “success.”

HT: The Wiz Wit.

Funny Or Die does indeed bring the funny this morning with the Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft. If only the filmmakers ponied up the extra money on bringing in Trent Green, Tedy Bruschi, Ted Johnson, Steve Young and Troy Polamalu, it would be that much better. And where’re the Pixies on the soundtrack? My feeble mind needs pleasing sounds to go with the comedy!

If an angry photographer ever puts Stevie Williams in a coma Tiger can get one of those guys to carry his bag for a while. In the meantime they’ll be waiting for Jeff Pearlman’s new book to come out on tape.

Video via Orland Kurtenblog

Tony Romo made a recent stop at Wrigley Field where he lead the crowd in a rendition of Take Me Out to the Ball Game. In a shocking twist that nobody saw coming, he was fucking terrible.

Clearly he’s trying to endear himself to the Simpson ladies. That performance showed the vocal range we’d expect from Jessica and all of the uncomfortable moments that make Ashley’s performances so special.

Harry Caray’s corpse has more charisma as of late.

video courtesy of Bugs and Cranks

KSK Reader Travis, via NFL.com, brings us Mike Rucker’s video of the Afghanistan trip taken by, among others, Peter King.

The fun starts at the 3:15 mark. I’m still not sure how they wound up taking that particular group. If they took Tank Johnson over there, the war would have been over by now.

All history should be taught like this. It’s good learnin’. Big ups to Texasfanhouse for this video. It’s most excellent. Ufford only wishes it included Miss Gossip somewhere so that he could masturbate to it.