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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Zib Only Rates 45 For “Being On A Horse”

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

Electronic Arts Is Whores, Part One Million: We already knew the new edition of Madden will include an online feature that allows players to scout a prospective opponent's situational playcalling tendencies, an innovation that was pretty cool until EA announced that players could simply purchase such scouting reports rather than just earn them through playing.

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Putting the Super Mario Bros. Above These Hos

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

The Niners defense is already on my good side for putting up 39 points in fantasy last week, which almost single-handedly gave me a victory over Ufford.

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fanboygasm

Curses! EA Sports Unveils Its Long-Haired CoverHippies

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Electronic Arts tried to keep the new Madden in the conversation for an extra blogcycle a few days ago by claiming that there were nine "finalists" for the cover of the Madden '10 game (which included Matt Cassel for some reason), when really it turned out to be the duo that the Arizona Republic reported a few weeks back.

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Super Mario vs. One of Those Gay Manning Koopa Kids. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Hey, it's a match-up for former number 1 picks who actually panned out into pretty good players.

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fake holidays

Another Maddenoliday Miracle

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Scoff all you want that Maddenoliday is just another holiday fabricated by Proctor & Gamble in order to sell trinkets and moon pies.

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High Risk Insurance/The Time is Right

By Christmas Ape | 59 comments

[Dialtone]Esurance customer associate: Hello, how may I help you.

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