Kissing Suzy Kolber » underwritten by the Maj’s mounting losses on bodog.com http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 "But first I’d like to butter your muffin." http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/but-first-id-like-to-butter-your-muffin.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/but-first-id-like-to-butter-your-muffin.html#comments Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:03:00 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/but-first-id-like-to-butter-your-muffin.html Weird Science is a comedic gem. This homage, on the other hand, is a little creepy. Am I supposed to believe this is some sort of fantasy? Or perhaps this is the result of a Jerry Jones-funded genetic manipulation experiment conducted in a (failed) attempt to decrease Terrell Owens’ drops.

While I was vaguely aware that there are a plethora of niche erotica out there, I was heretofore unaware of the “footballs-where-boobs-should be” demographic. However, expanding readership means occasionally reaching out to a new audience. Viva la difference!

Possibly NSFW.

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