Posts Tagged: Trevor Risk

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New Titans Starting QB Is a Maniac, Maniac

By Trevor Risk | 15 comments

Could be that he’s just emulating Kyle Orton, but I don’t want to live in a world where Neckbeard is pushing contemporary men’s style forward.

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Chiefs Overcome Idiot Receiving Corps to Beat Laserface

By Trevor Risk | 12 comments

Gave us the frustrated Marmalard footage we crave so.

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KSK SEX & FANTASY MAILBAG: DOUBLE ENDED ADVICE

By Trevor Risk | 108 comments

Ufford was a late scratch from mailbag duty so Trevor Rick finishes the job.

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Now The Question Isn’t “Is Joe Flacco Elite?” But Rather “Isn’t Joe Flacco Elite?”

By Trevor Risk | 6 comments

We'll have to wait for the press conference to hear some smug but safe rhetoric from Flacco on whether or not his new elite status will allow him to skip lines at nightclubs or get free sides at Bob Evans.

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Adrian Peterson Isn’t Ignoring Your Texts, He Just Hasn’t Read Them Yet

By Trevor Risk | 29 comments

Purple Jesus Christ, read your damn texts. You might have another orgy invite.

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Week 2 Recap: Entire NFL Hurt

By Trevor Risk | 10 comments

Sorry, all your players are belong to injury.

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