Posts Tagged: Trevor Risk

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This Week In F**k You: DJs

By Trevor Risk | 120 comments

You know that bar you liked hanging out in for the past few years? Well, now at seven o’clock a guy in a fedora and fingerless gloves comes in, hooks up a contraption that looks like a Simon to the sound system, shotguns a Monster Energy Drink and “gets turnt up” or “goes hard” or whatever at 115 decibels.

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Chris Culliver Rear Ends Citizen In Bay Area

By Trevor Risk | 26 comments

According to an eyewitness, Culliver, who was cornered by the witness after being followed post-hit and run, threatened his way out of the situation with a set of brass knuckles, which police found at the scene.

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The Steve Smith Situation: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

By Trevor Risk | 53 comments

This might be the first video of kids in the backseat of a car, shot by a parent, that isn't about a kid high as balls coming home from the dentist. Although, after tooth extraction, remember to ICE UP SON.

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This Week In F**k You: Pho

By Trevor Risk | 226 comments

Keep your compost puke stew away from me.

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Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament This Weekend: R E A D Y !

By Trevor Risk | 24 comments

If you didn't read last week's mock draft, you probably don't know that I think on the seventh day God created Tecmo Super Bowl: an NES game that will never not be the best way to burn an afternoon or get in fist fights with siblings no matter how old they are.

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This Week In F–k You: Duvets

By Trevor Risk | 56 comments

It’s not really the duvet that’s the problem. As Tyler Durden once told (SPOILERS!) himself, “it’s just a blanket”. The ruiner of mornings and sucker of time is the duvet COVER.

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The KSK Workout Plan

By Trevor Risk | 100 comments

We decided to compile you a workout playlist, in case you're still fooling yourself that 2014 is the year you get a body like Russell Brand

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Richard Sherman: Choir Boy

By Trevor Risk | 58 comments

In a stammering, and heavily guided, round of questioning, a woman asks Sherman about strip clubs, attempting to get him to weigh in on the feminist issue of keeping America’s daughters off the pole.

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Bennett Lets Off Some Steam, Post Seahawks Victory

By Trevor Risk | 15 comments

Listen, if basketball players are going to play tight end in the NFL, then they should expect to get NBA-level smack talk.

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