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Welcome to the Friday Five, our unimaginitively-named Friday afternoon post where we provide you with five things the KSK staff is looking forward to this coming weekend. It was a tough week of empty balloon watching and SkiFree reminiscing, but we made it through intact. And these next two days are our reward. Why, there are actually good games this weekend. A showdown of unbeaten teams! A face-off between the faggy purple-clad franchises! Stacy Andrews-Tom Cable punching spree! And so much more!

This week, what we’re looking looking forward to most is…

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Watch as big-ass Golden Eagles use mountain goats to re-enact Terrell Owens’s relationships with his quarterbacks, all set to appropriately ominous piano chords.

0:35 — Jeff Garcia
5:00 — Donovan McNabb
6:30 — Tony Romo

(from Tragnark via Super Punch, thanks to reader Philip)