Donte Stallworth was sentenced to 30 days in jail after pleading guilty today to DUI-Manslaughter charges in Miami. Back in March, he got plastered (2x the legal limit) and killed a man named Mario Reyes. Tonight Stallworth and Leonard Little will go out and celebrate in style.

Remind me again, why the fcuk did Mike Vick have go to prison?

UPDATE: Looks like there’s two years of house arrest tacked on to that 30 days. OH NOES! He’ll have to rough it for 700 or so days playing Xbox Live (which is down today – jerks) while feasting on expensive sumptuous cuisine and generally not being in federal PMITA prison.