Kissing Suzy Kolber » touch me touch me http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Samantha Fox Endorses KSK! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/samantha-fox-endorses-ksk.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/samantha-fox-endorses-ksk.html#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:09:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/samantha-fox-endorses-ksk.html
Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is 80′s sexpot Samantha Fox. I spent much of my youth masturbating to very small pictures of Fox topless in ads in the back of “Hit Parader” magazine. Sammy darling, what do YOU think of KSK?

I wanna have some fun
I wanna have some fun
I move my body all night long
I move my body all night long
Working hard every day
Working hard every day
I like to frig myself to KSK
I like to frig myself to KSK

Thanks, Samantha! Stay tuned for more endorsements from horny British singers all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re being trampled by the crowd at a Who concert!



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