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JaMarcus Russell’s Raiders Career in Pictures 2.0: Reader Submissions!

Captain Caveman — Thu, 13 May 2010 12:45:40 +0000

The above Photoshop comes from our intermittent but terrifying mouth-eyes meme, and it owes at least some inspiration from the Corinthian, the most memorable nightmare from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series.

While the headline image is of my own creation, many KSK readers responded to our call for JaMarcus Photoshops in Monday’s post, and I’m proud to share the best of the submissions below. Thanks to all who took the time to take part in the fun.

(Douglas D.)

(Dan G.)

(Zoo with Roy)

(Tim S.)

(Samantha L.)

(Wook)

(Pamela H.)

(Ed)

(John S.)

(Stinky Pete)

(our own Christmas Ape)

(Ken B.)

‘It Was Most Exilarating’

Monday Morning Punter — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:06:00 +0000

Big ups to Lt. Winslow

Dolphins Struggle With Injuries, Geography

Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:08:00 +0000

So Channing Crowder is probably gonna get a start in that game over in England this weekend, as Zach Thomas is hurt, so he’ll have a limited amount of time to pick up some of the nuances of that defense. You know, stuff like zone blitz packages, hook coverage, and, well, learning that people in London speak English.

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” he said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

I’m sure it is.

Thanks: Rotoworld, via Brandon M. (no link sent, so fuck you)

Laundry Night…The Musical!

Monday Morning Punter — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:41:00 +0000

Performed live from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. Good seats still available! Thanks to Curly of NY for sending this to us (via poetv.com)