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		<title>Scott Green Will Slap The Sulk Off Your Face</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED!) so he doesn&#8217;t really have much reason to sulk, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that Cutler can look good even in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED!) so he doesn&#8217;t really have much reason to sulk, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that Cutler can look good even in victory. That&#8217;s a decent behind the back helmet save though.</p>
<p>Friendly unsolicited .gif submitter Rafael sent in a few choice oddball moments from yesterday&#8217;s action. And we&#8217;re all to happy to pass them off as easy post fodder for us. I&#8217;ll try to remember that readers sometimes make our lives easier when I&#8217;m being bombarded with angry messages during the live blog tonight.</p>
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<p>Hiiiiiiiiii guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</p>
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<p>One of these tards is doing something different.</p>
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<p>YEEEEE HAAAAWWWW I&#8217;M DOING JUST LIKE THAT BIZ MARKIE SONG! NEXT WEEK I MAKE THE MUSIC WITH MY MOUTH! YOU LAUGH, BUT THERE&#8217;S REAL GOLD LODGED IN THESE NOSTRILS! I HAD THEM SURGICALLY INSERTED IN THERE TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING BORED IN MY DOWNTIME!</p>
<p>It takes a special brand of cluelessness to think that on the debut night of your billion dollar stadium that the camera will be off you long enough to go digging up your nose and it not be caught. </p>
<p><em>[Vid courtesy <a href="http://www.sportsrubbish.com/2009/09/20/football/nfl/jerry-jones-caught-picking-his-nose-at-new-cowboys-stadium-video/">Sports Rubbish</a>]</em></p>
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