Twitter is a hot white piece of Internet ephemera, one that in less than two year’s time we’ll look back at and snicker that we ever bothered with it in the first place, like Am I Hot or Not? or Kissing Suzy Kolber. But for the time being, it’s a limitless wellspring of comedic possibilities. And so we present recent a snapshot taken from Terrell Owen’s feed, discovered in the Farkian badlands by the inimitable LSUFreek. No doubt Drew Rosenhaus’ feed is “Next question” over and over again. One-note jokes are good like that.

/awaiting iTwitter shirts

Could TO be done in Dallas? From ESPN: “Owner Jerry Jones has pointed to the negative impact that Owens’ release would have on the club’s salary cap as a major reason for keeping the receiver around. But it sounds like others at Valley Ranch, namely his son Stephen, are trying to convince Jones that releasing T.O. would be worth the financial risks.” YEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!! MY SON IS FUCKIN’ RATIONAL!

[Singing before the NFL competition committee]

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

[Door flies open]

About to hit the field
Make a movie, rated X
Butter you up with some popcorn
Then we get the butt sex

On the couch, locker room
After hours, running track
Me on your bo-sack
You on my face mask

We drafted that Felix Jones
He’s one we shoulda passed on
Me, I got 102 catches
And a fresh jimmy hat on

I wanna make love with this shove

HEY

With this shove

HEY

With this shove

And I don’t what ref is flaggin’

Flaggin’

Flagginnnnnnnn’