We’re in the dreaded post-draft period of the NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for weeks. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F**k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: people holding clipboards.
Much like Peter King, I enjoy walking around the city in which I live. Not only is it a healthy mode of transportation, it also gives you the smug satisfaction that you’re not polluting the environment. Unfortunately, there are people out there who are out to ruin walking for all of us environmentally-conscious citizens. You’ve probably seen them: they’re usually young people holding clipboards, deployed in pairs, asking passersby questions like:
- Do you have a minute for women’s reproductive rights?
- Do you have a minute for world hunger?
- Do you have a minute for gay rights?
- Do you have a minute for the ACLU?
Yes, I do indeed have a minute. BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE IT.
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