This Week In F–k You: NordicTracks

04.27.11 Written by Christmas Ape

We’re in the dreaded NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for months, or maybe even longer. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F–k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: NordicTracks.

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This Week In F—k You: The NFL Schedulemaker

04.19.11 Written by Big Daddy Drew

We’re in the dreaded NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for months. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F–k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: The NFL Schedulemaker.

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This Week In F—k You: People Who Insist On Using Typewriters

04.05.11 Written by Big Daddy Drew

We’re in the dreaded NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for months. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F–k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: People who insist on using typewriters.

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This Week In F—k You: The Wine Store Guy

03.16.11 Written by Big Daddy Drew

We’re in the dreaded NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for months, or maybe even longer. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F–k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: The wine store guy.

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This Week In F—k You: Contact Lenses

02.23.11 Written by Big Daddy Drew

We’re in the dreaded NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for months. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F–k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: Contact lenses.

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This Week In F**k You: ‘Great’ Fans

12.01.10 Written by Monday Morning Punter

At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F**k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: People that often think of themselves as “great” fans.

To the five of you that read this site and haven’t been given pause with regard to the strife amidst the NFL’s upcoming collective bargaining agreement, you might be pained to realize that there is a better-than-average chance that there will be no football in 2011. That notion, while not horribly consequential in the middle of this season, will make some of you sad. I’m here to tell you that, to some degree, you’ve brought this upon yourselves. Read the rest of this entry »

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This Week In F**K You: Eric Stangel

08.11.10 Written by Christmas Ape


JetBlue flight attendant got upset, cursed on PA, hit emergency slide & left. That was more exciting than inflight movie The Last Airbenderless than a minute ago via web

We’re in the dreaded post-draft period of the NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for weeks. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F**k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: prestigious comedy hack Eric Stangel.

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This Week in F**k You: People with Clipboards

08.04.10 Written by Captain Caveman

We’re in the dreaded post-draft period of the NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for weeks. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F**k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: people holding clipboards.

Much like Peter King, I enjoy walking around the city in which I live. Not only is it a healthy mode of transportation, it also gives you the smug satisfaction that you’re not polluting the environment. Unfortunately, there are people out there who are out to ruin walking for all of us environmentally-conscious citizens. You’ve probably seen them: they’re usually young people holding clipboards, deployed in pairs, asking passersby questions like:

  • Do you have a minute for women’s reproductive rights?
  • Do you have a minute for world hunger?
  • Do you have a minute for gay rights?
  • Do you have a minute for the ACLU?

Yes, I do indeed have a minute. BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE IT.

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This Week In Eff You: Columnists Who Use Any Bad Event To Damn American Society As A Whole

07.28.10 Written by Big Daddy Drew


Hate on Ben all you like. YOU made him all rapey, mister!

We’re in the dreaded post-draft period of the NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for weeks. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In Eff You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: Columnists who use any bad event to damn American society as a whole.

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This Week In F—k You: Radio Shack

07.06.10 Written by Big Daddy Drew

We’re in the dreaded post-draft portion of the endless NFL offseason. There’s still no real football for weeks and weeks. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the offseason series This Week In Eff You to help you cope. This week, it’s Radio Shack.

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