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		<title>Commenter Mock Drafts: The Best of Fast Food</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the sixth day God created animal style fries, and they were good. Now that the NFL Draft has come and gone it&#8217;s time to hand the Friday Mock Drafts [...]]]></description>
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<p>Now that the NFL Draft has come and gone it&#8217;s time to hand the Friday Mock Drafts over to you, the reader. This week&#8217;s draft topic is inspired by a behind-the-scenes argument between members of KSK over whether Popeye&#8217;s is a better fast food option than Burger King. It is. By a lot. But what of all the other fast food options lurking out there? That&#8217;s where you come in. Everyone is free to draft their favorite fast food establishment in the comment section, but please, play by the rules*. </p>
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<p>The guidelines are fairly simple. For the sake of clarity we&#8217;re limiting this draft to fast food chains. This means standalone eateries like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apple_Pan">The Apple Pan</a> are <em>not</em> eligible. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll get things started with a ceremonial first pick, <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger">In &#8216;N Out Burger</a></b>. Sure they&#8217;re owned and operated by <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/evpodolny/RsMgyujMxQI/AAAAAAAAAZs/skzqPoR4_Xs/s400/DSC00376.JPG">religious fanatics</a>, but there is no better fast food burger out there. In fact it&#8217;s the only fast food burger I would comfortably pick ahead of my beloved Popeye&#8217;s.</p>
<p>*This means drafting one eatery at a time and waiting ten picks before selecting again. </p>
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