Jeff Fisher took over as interim coach of the Houston Oliers in 1994, an era where most of you couldn’t find your penises even while your mothers were still holding them. Today, the announcement comes that Fisher will be leaving the organization now known as the Tennessee Titans. There has been no annoucement whether Fisher is being fired or resigning, so he’s obviously being fired.

That rustling sound you just heard is Vince Young stopping at the ATM on the way to his F*CK YOU JEFF FISHER party.

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SHE WAS JUST HAVING FUN IN THAT METH LAB. Brandi Favre, sister of you-know-who, was caught in a meth bust last night. And as you can see here, some people absolutely need meth, because some people are ugly as balls. This bitch could make a battleship take a dirt road. This is why you can’t by NyQuil without an ID anymore, because fat women in Mississippi are too cheap to ferment apples in their bathtubs like the rest of us. The only person more disappointed in Brandi would have to be Brett. And maybe her dentist.

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“AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST PROFESSIONAL WAY.” The Denver Broncos will be sending one player to Miami for this year’s Pro Bowl, and it isn’t Tim Tebow. Wide receiver Brandon Lloyd will represent the disappointing AFC West franchise in Miami for America’s Favorite Exhibition Game, and he accepted the honor in the most gracious way. When asked if he had a message for the Redskins, 49ers and Bears–three of Lloyd’s former teams–he responded, “I want to say, ‘F–k you.’ And I mean that in the most professional way.” Subtle. I can’t wait until Lloyd’s out of football and gets a real job. He’d be a natural in human resources.

We have it on good authority that Deadspin has a Rex Ryan post that you must see. That’s all we know. Some guesses: Rex is banging Inez Sainz; Mark Sanchez is banging Inez Sainz; Rex Ryan is banging Mark Sanchez. And really, those are all the guesses we have. Or maybe LT beat his girlfriend. JUST GO ALREADY!

NOW THAT IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT FOR LONG-TERM EMPLOYMENT! THAT IS OUTSTANDING BOILERPLATE LEGALESE! I’M GONNA CALL THIS GUY “THE NEGOTIATOR” Why, God, whyyyyyyyy? F*ckface cliche machine Jon Gruden has reportedly agreed to a long-term deal to remain in the Monday Night Football booth, thus ensuring that we will be subbing more future live blogs to the Sunday night game. He’s also going to contribute to college football coverage, but who cares? He can ruin that all he likes so long as he quits telling me about THIS GUY on Monday nights.