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KSK Travel Guide: The 10 Best US Cities To Masturbate

By Monday Morning Punter | 48 comments

Travel season is here, and that means shelling out lots of cash for you and your significant other to spend a week someplace insignificant (really, you can sleep 'til noon anywhere), spending your day doing mundane crap that might look like fun, I guess, if you're some 40-year-dipshit that lives within the glossy confines of some pamphlet photograph.

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Free Crackers For Fitty, Act II

By Monday Morning Punter | 33 comments

[In case you haven't read it, here's Act I]Scene i: The MeetingSetting: Miramax regional office building.