Do you have an athlete who specializes in throwing an oblong ball with speed and precision?

How about just speed? A modicum of precision?

Has the athlete at least played the quarterback position before?

Yes? Okay. Good.

Then:

We, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will buy your quarterback NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Yes, recent market trends have shown a general depreciation in the quarterback position. However, our crack research team cites a number of economic indicators that suggest that trend will soon reverse itself. Therefore we are consolidating our holdings in the quarterback market with the expectation of reaping large dividends in the near future.

We are willing to pay CASH for your player NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Poor decision making?

WE PAY CASH!

Bad mechanics?

WE PAY CASH!

An undrafted college QB when we already have six other players at that position under contract?

WE. PAY. CASSSSSHHHHH!

REAL CUSTOMER TESTIMONIAL: “The Buccaneers purchased Jake Plummer from me despite his express desire not to play for them. And they did it quick and easy!”

To inquire, please contact the number listed above. Drew Bledsoes need not apply.